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Jennifer. 18. New York.

ashfromthesol:


zazzlesiszazzy:

calmtempest:

airation:

todundverderben:

Egypt Avengers by *ChristianNauck

What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.



LOL. That shadow totally got me.

Wasn’t going to reblog…but the shadow

ashfromthesol:

zazzlesiszazzy:

calmtempest:

airation:

todundverderben:

Egypt Avengers by *ChristianNauck

What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.

image

LOL. That shadow totally got me.

Wasn’t going to reblog…but the shadow

seralphia:

fireami:

tablespoons:

“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING

i skip breakfast because it makes me nauseated to eat so early in the morning.

^——— This, right here.

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

monobeartheater:

djsais:

arceeofficial:

june-and-the-ocean:

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

SWEET JESUS

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

OH MY GOD.

I TELL PEOPLE THAT IT SMELLS “SHARP” WHEN IT’S COLD AND PEOPLE THINK I’M FUCKING INSANE.

DEAR CHRIST

COLD SMELLS THE SAME WAY SOME METALS SMELL

Rain smells round, cold smells sharp, and spring in general smells curly.

and heat smells fat and heavy

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
sexhaver:scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

att:

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att:

Musician SZA uses Firefly Technology to discover new dance music. Get Amazon’s first smartphone, Fire, and you can too. Learn more, only at AT&T.

razycrandomcunt:

alldayanyday:

shellysbees:

youtube-cake-and-hannahhart:

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

image

are we allowed to ask WHY THIS PHOTO EXISTS?

Might have something to do with this.

This is the best link ever

what did I just …

dr-watsons-lover:

everystoryneedsavillain:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Dear me Mr. Holmes

What happened to you?

Deserting your friends

And “taking” your life

You’ve made quite a mess

And caused lots of strife

And your little friend John

What about him

Without you

He looks quite grim

So think very hard

Before you return

Not everyone can handle

That kind of burn

Dear me Mr. Holmes

Does my name ring a bell?

That day you faked your death

I faked mine as well.

-JM

*Hyperventilates*

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons