I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
that is one attractive family hot damn
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
I thought it was nail polish…
do i watch a new show
rewatch another show
watch a movie
read a book
or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL
DAT SHOULDER LIFT.
why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?
Who could ask for a better 360
a lot of things have changed, didn’t they?
You can take away my suits, you can take away my home, but there’s one thing you can never take away from me: I am Iron Man.
the worst thing about orphan black is we’ll never know if a character is
really dead because we don’t know if they signed the actress on for another season because like
of course she’s signed on for another season
when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”
I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.
wait what’s the joke